Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Who Carries Vitantonio Waffle Maker

Granny Awards





















E’ appena terminata la lettura dei vincitori dei Granny Awards 2010 . Nessuna particolare sorpresa di fronte ai 1200 paganti e ai quasi 12 milioni collegati da casa. Anche quest’anno la giuria imparziale ha premiato i tre regali preferiti dalle nonne nel periodo natalizio.

3 Classificato: Dizionario Sinonimi e Contrari
E’ la new entry del 2010. Si e’ imposto con una delicata sicurezza sui big “Ciabatte stile albergo” and "Scarf and Hat", earning the sympathy of the public more 'scholar. On stage, the marketing manager Anna Laura fear (or fear or Anna Laura at Laura Shocking nec) with the President Gianantonio Security . "Thanks to all of heart, for us and 'very important, essential, important, relevant and important to be here today before this audience, this audience, this plethora ... these people ... Thank you again!"

2 Rated: Panties and Pantyhose Cotton
For the fourth consecutive year among the finalists of Granny, Panties and Pantyhose Cotton proves once again a reliable and competitive horse. Inevitable under the tree for 32% of voters, the announcement of the blonde Wilma De Angelis sets off the applause of the entire theater. Fundamental color, pale t-shirt, light gray for the slip, and baggy, so 'as to witness a sense of lack of physical allegory more' profound sense of inadequacy in life.

first place: checkered pajamas fleece
After the second place at last year, this is' a good year for the pajamas of batteries. Voted by some 58% of the public, also earns critical acclaim and direct access to end of Easter. To receive the prize of the founders of the article, Antonio Chess and John Pile , visibly excited. According to Antonio "this' recognition of years of honesty and humility 'to our customers," much more' empathetic Mr. Pile "I have a dream ... of a mountain full of things maghnifiche ..."

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Charger Nimh Schematics

Ufficio Reclami






















- Complaints Office Christmas Elf are How may I help you?
- Hello, I sent a letter to look for Christmas ..
- The step comes the Office ..
- No wait! I wanted to know if ...
- Arrivals Office Christmas Reindeer are How may I help you?
- Good morning! I was talking with his colleague complaints ..
- review him?
- NO! Wait! I sent a letter a bit 'of days ago ...
- Yes gives me the code please D3?
- Code D3? I have no code D3!
- S the look, and 'the code "Desire" , a word that is repeated at least 3 times in the letter
- Ah...be'...non so provi con "storia"...
- Storia? Un attimino..."Caro Babbo Natale..bla bla bla..tornare Hitler..bla bla..la storia si puo' ripetere..bla bla..con lui era tutta un'altra storia.." e' questa?
- No no!
- "Caro Natale, bla bla...mia moglie mi tradisce..bla bla..sempre la stessa storia..bla bla..finire questa storia.."...questa?
- No guardi, non ci siamo! Provi con "amore"
- "Caro Babbo Natale, bla bla...conoscere Edward di Twilight..bla bla...il mio amore..bla bla..lo amo da sempre..bla bla .. become a vampire "...
- No, not even that.
- Can you tell me if it 'a letter cheerful, sad, or paranoia?
- Be '... and I would say that' some 'the story of our whole situation ... I would call it a trip down memory ... is that all those happy people ... and we say that' an attempt to bring the situation ..
- Okay, I pass my colleague 's Paranoia office, wait in line please ...
- Paranoia Office Christmas are in Emo How can I help?
- Salve..dicevo al suo collega della spedizioni...ho mandato una lettera per Natale..
- Mi dice per cortesia il codice P3?
- P3? Cosa sarebbe scusi?
- E' il Pensiero che ha fatto per almeno 3 volte al giorno. Mi dica il destinatario.
- Ah...guardi non credo di averlo pensato tutte queste volte al giorno a dire la verita'...pero' provi con "Wendy"
- Un attimino..."Caro Natale, rieccomi a scriverti, etc etc..con la paura di sempre, etc etc..."
- Si si! E' questa!
- Bene! L'ha pensata per 27 volte al giorno ...
- Ah! Si...e' che continuano a chiedermelo..quindi...di conseguenza...
- Dica pure.
- Ecco si! Niente...volevo sapere se ci sono novita'..
- Per cosa scusi?
- No, cioe'..nel senso...quando si avvera ecco..     
- Ah...ehm..si guardi le passo un collega dell' Ufficio Illusioni , un attimo in linea..
- No, but wait! but because 'I can not speak with ..
- Office Illusions are Eternal How may I help you?
- Eternal Look! Hello! Keep passing gentlemen
- Say what you need as well.
- I just wanted to know the status of my letter! I give the code D3?
- No you do not need thanks.
- Want the P3?
- No, no! I do not need! It 's the first letter I send?
- Be '... no ...
- How many times?
- Mah .. more 'or less than two ...
- Two?
- Anyways' four!
- Four . What he wanted to know?
- Eh, like I said, I would like to know if there are news '... that' ... the desire is fulfilled or not?
- Unfortunately we can not know. We have forwarded your request, we do not know if and when he goes' to a successful conclusion.
- No look, it's not 'possible! Not can 'do something? I know, I complain? Can I speak to the manager?
- Sorry, you can not '. As per government rules we are responsible for proper forwarding of mail, not the desired outcome. There 's privacy policy and the free will , we do not have the means to act on the will' of the recipient
- You agree I got it! But and 'unacceptable ! I am a customer for years! Never a complaint, never a complaint! I think it's time to switch providers!
- a moment to calm down! If you want to can 'choose other desires. We look d ue months luck, or four weeks of health ...
- I do not want anything! If you could not handle a letter four times ... what kind of company you serious?
- I'm sorry, but we can not act on the will 'of another person ...
- A friend of mine who regularly writes to the Epiphany, we can! Will want to 'say that the next time I choose them!
- And if we give a refund of all letters sent to six months? Watch your step, the Office Saving ...
  tu tu tu tu tu tu   

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Duncan Hines Fudge Brownie Mix Ingredients

La valigia di casa

















Ho aperto la valigia dei ricordi , ancora, in realtà ogni volta che torno a casa la apro. Aspetto che arrivi il silenzio, chiudo la porta, un bel respiro e giù in apnea in quel rettangolo rigido di ricordi. Tutti quei volti sottosopra, capelli arruffati mischiati d’inchiostro, tutta quella sicurezza, quella faccia seria, la voglia di far vedere a più persone possibili fino a dove can get the chance.
are the first words, having fewer unnecessary things, only love you and wish you well . And all that
future ahead ... huge expanse of pale yellow, with the strange shape of a dog made of wool. You know what I would like to recirculate all of this, remove the stop and start the wheels of the suitcase at the station, just to say " you see that person back in the end it was me? .
Take my head in my hands and eyes off everything else, closing the sides as the horses, only horizon ... and trust. I end on a plane that lands in Canada Montmartre, laughing children and a wine from a feeling of grandi. Senza sforzo sento bruciare gli avambracci di un odore noto, e mi laureo ancora una volta, con un occhio all’obiettivo ed uno a chi mi sta accanto, e altri due su di me.

E c’è ancora chi non crede alla bellezza…

Monday, November 29, 2010

Lower Right Abdominal Spasms

Scelta multipla

















" If I could be someone else, I'd be me ... "

-P Toronto? -
-Hello, hello! -
- Hello! -
- a) Sorry if I continue to call you .. I know that I nn
b) I told you that sooner or later I'd heard. .-
- Eh, gia '.. how are you? -
- a) Well, I'm fine .. though I could not hear you, I thought a lot you know? And I did everything to arrive today ..
b) Mah. I'll tell you 'that apart from a slight embarrassment intestinal okay! -
- I'm sorry You know 'cause we got here but' .. -
- a) Gia ', my fault, fears and dreams too .. mixed
b) My fault! Those chickpeas are good but how do you feel after! -
- Dai .. nn pensiamo più..non e' andata come volevamo -
- a)  In realta' non e' andata come volevo io..dovrei essere abituato, eppure.. 
  b)  Ma tu ne sei proprio sicura? Il silenzio nn ha mai aiutato nessuno che io sappia! Ma forse sn di parte.. -
- Non eravamo pronti, tutto qui. Ed io ho sbagliato a lasciarmi andare troppo in fretta -
- a)  Ogni tanto penso a quei pochi momenti, quelli in cui entrambi ci siamo lasciati andare, e sorrido..credo di malinconia. Allora forse non deve essere stato tanto male.. 
  b)  Si in effetti ora che ci penso hai proprio sbagliato tu! Vabbe' dai, se nn ci perdoniamo tra ragazzi!e poi anche io ho i miei difetti eh..su su pace fatta!-
- Siamo stati bene, e' vero. E' stata una sola serata pero'..poi hai iniziato a volare troppo in alto..e li' ti ho perso. E ho provato la paura di chi ha tagliato il filo di un pallone.. -
- a)  Mentre io invece credevo di aver legato te all'altra base, anche se nn sembravi per niente pesante 
  b) Be 'if you beat it the next time a ball at least try to make a jump, maybe you can take it back! So no one would have sufficed .. '.. I say this for your children here! -
- Did you know .. I'm his girlfriend .. so .. -
- a) It is certain, I know, I'm glad, that 'if you're happy then I'm happy .. and if' a nice guy ..
b) Ah sorry! I am with you .. .. you'll see in these moments that time heals all wounds! -
- For now everything is fine, and perhaps' the right one .. -
- a) The problem in these cases and 'I keep myself as the only one able to understand you and make you laugh .. love the old problem of short!
; b) Be 'and if' the right one and I would say that 'his problem then! No really, those things I say No "if you're happy I'm happy" and bla bla bla ... I'm just happy if you're in trouble! -
- Those things go .. sooner or later .. -
- a) Cosi 'say those who are already' happy to them ..
  b)  Cosa? I fidanzati? Ah speriamo guarda!-
- Dico davvero!fino a quando non sparisce l'immagine che ti sei inventato su di me, e torni a vedermi come sono -
- a)  E se la mia fosse la realta'? 
  b)  E se la mia fosse miopia?-
- Secondo me le cose diventano complicate quando vogliamo a tutti i costi farle incastrare l'un l'altra -
- a) Noi stiamo incastrando le nostre cose al buio, ecco perche' sembra tutto difficile..
  b)  Secondo me invece le cose diventano complicate quando lo sono davvero! Ma non e' complicato volare...e' impossibile ! C'e' una differenza..-
- Ora vado, buona serata -
- a)  Non ci sentiremo mai più vero? 
  b)  Ma aspetta dai! Ho i minuti gratis! Non riesco mai a finirli!-
- Ti voglio bene, anche se non sembra.. -


-Ti voglio bene anche io..e' solo una questione di abitudine..-

Friday, November 19, 2010

Merilyn Sak Galleries

Ri(n)correnze...

















A volte la cosa più bella da regalare ad una persona…è la dignità !

Per quanto ne sia rimasta.
Ma come dicono, basta il pensiero no?

Tanti auguri! (clicca su Download!)



Download Pierluigi - Siamo



"We,
far more than when they exist without the other
next to a cushion for supporting a limb
you tried pushing
five hands, and five eyes without breath
where was
to lose the shame and fear of fame
something that even breathe without me enough not to die

a bit 'like the air in
a glass upside down on a torch of wax.


We,
principles messed up in a fairy tale by great princes hungry
with two blue eyes and blond
dozens of armor helmets and weapons of cardboard

happens and I have not seen you so
you were gone when I get on a horse galloping
I see no hurry in the middle of the bottom of a river

vacuum that sooner or later crying guaderò
back to swimming. We

,
the negative effect on a recall against a wall
sure collapse under the weight of someone
in bianco e nero
che sfama il suo passato e non si cura del futuro
strano ma vero
c’è gente nata apposta a cancellare qualche accento
finita su una sillaba alla fine di un lamento
noi siamo chiunque scriva su di un foglio una promessa
con una penna bianca che non leggi più di tanto.

Siamo,
malato e cura,
bersaglio e mira acqua e paura
la forza di una storia giù sentita mille volte
in una notte,
siamo un pianista e il pianoforte
ecco che siamo!”

Sunday, November 14, 2010

Kates Playground 2010 Set

Virgola

















"My name is James ,
are a child
I'm a poet
and I also speak Latin
death I feel close to me!
and also explain to you right now!

My name is James,
and prophet
will reveal that this is eternal life
you suffer so much and you know why?
the condition of our men this car!

My name is James,
and rest assured
that someday
you are cold and hard
you can not do anything, unfortunately, alas!
yesterday that other and perhaps to you today! "


Vuoi questa divertentissima suoneria?
Manda “Leopardi” al 48 2 48
Sarai l’invidia di tutti i tuoi amici!!

Thursday, November 11, 2010

Famous Players That Wore 45

Il dilemma del porcospino



Una compagnia di porcospini, in una fredda giornata d'inverno, si strinsero vicini, per proteggersi, col calore reciproco, dal rimanere assiderati. Ben presto, però, sentirono le spine reciproche; il dolore li costrinse ad allontanarsi di nuovo l'uno dall'altro. Quando poi il bisogno di scaldarsi li portò back together again, he repeated that other ailments, so that was tossed back and forth between two evils, until they had found a moderate distance from each other, which was the best location for them.
Arthur Schopenhauer


The hedgehog's dilemma is a beautiful metaphor of the relationship between men, because I knew that cited in the beautiful anime Neon Genesis Evangelion *. Men suffer from their loneliness and seeking comfort in each other, but end up hurting each other. Life is an eternal search for the right distance.
Così, dalla fanciullezza all'età adulta, il cuore, segnato dalla vita, sarà atterrito per la paura di procurarsi nuovi dolori, che pure arriveranno perché troppo fredda è la solitudine.
 
Così ho caricato a testa bassa quel muro, gridando "banzai" (ridendo di stupida felicità), sapendo che me la sarei fracassata ma non disposto a mollare.
 
*splendido, oscuro, cabalistico, dai molteplici livelli di lettura, commovente e terribile. Se qualcuno è interessato a parlarne mi scriva.

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

How Much Oil Do I Feed My Horse

La fabbrica delle belle notizie





















to bring the voice of the village ' existence of a "strange factory where they make the bad thoughts and come out with new " was a group of strangers, people coming from South of the peninsula. Typical subjects that no one would hear if one of them did not appear near relative of Breton, a miner honest and known. Who, perhaps for the itch to discover a new part of the family, perhaps a simple desire to talk a bit 'self', not to elaborate on 'never the reason for that blood. The five men had discovered the factory way to the village, after thirteen days' voyage and two of starvation, and I had stopped hoping to find shelter and sustenance.
A middle-aged man 'half-height and had opened their doors, welcomed what' and who would feed the animals. By ensuring that each of them put something in a barrel of wood, unspecified (two of them left their belts, another half a broken boot). Well the next day, not only awoke the five strong e rinfrancati (merito in gran parte del cibo e del riposo), ma trovarono il villaggio prima di sera, indovinando ben tre bivi lungo la via.
Non che bastasse una storia qualunque, seppur particolare, a smuovere animo e corpo ad una popolazione di contadini e minatori. Ma la veemenza con la quale i cinque riportarono gli eventi e la cieca fiducia di Breton nei confronti del ritrovato cugino fecero da giusta base per un fuoco di curiosita' , tanto che c'era gia' chi parlava di andarci l'indomani.

Le indicazioni sul luogo erano troppo vaghe e lacunose per avventurarsi senza provviste o animali. Ne' i cinque avrebbero saputo condurre gli altri the factory, a little 'ignorance of the posts, a little' to the traditional belief of aliens for whom you will never get the benefit twice.
Younger volunteered to check the factory, but the elders were opposed to sending their children to something unknown, with the risk of underestimating the food supply and over-estimate the orientation of the horses. For most of the winter was coming, which complicated matters further. Breton would have gone for it had been alone on the same day, already 'fantasizing about the new life that would get in return. Instead it was decided to postpone all the following summer.

last winter ', snow and ice made their usual visits to the crops, but farmers do not lose more of mind as a time . Would be their last winter in those conditions, the factory would have fixed everything.
The mines were always full of ice and rocks, but Breton and others continued to picconare plates, with a different look. The last time they faced the sacrifice, before the factory. And so 'all the others, the bakers, the priest, the mother ... everyone through the winter with double your efforts.

And no one realized it was more than happy for the sole invention of making real the idea of \u200b\u200bhappiness' ...



Sunday, November 7, 2010

What To Wear To An Interview At Vans

Isola chiama Silenzio





















Isola chiama Silenzio, Isola chiama Silenzio, ci sei Silenzio? 


Isola chiama Silenzio, rispondimi Silenzio...oh andiamo ragazzo rispondimi...dove sei finito? Il nostro plotone e' andato perduto, tre quarti sono morti, due fatti prigionieri, il resto ritirati...non riusciamo a metterci in contatto con la base...sappiamo che sei vivo Silenzio, ti ho addestrato a sopravvivere the harshest conditions, we sent a helicopter to fly over the area, but nothing!


Silence if you are injured or immobilized, or boyfriend ... give us a signal. The colonel wants to abandon the search Tacker, General and 'ready to sign the armistice. I do not give in Silence! Can you hear me? I do not give up! Tell me where you are boy and I'll pick you! Remember the times to recruit?


We were in 900, and among all the 900 only two had something different in the eyes, something alive! Remember when you said "do not insist, I can not kid yourself that all this will end ', ma neanche posso farne a meno adesso"..Avevi ragione ragazzo, tutto questo non e' finito, e probabilmente non lo vedremo finire...eppure eccoci qui! Contro quelli che ci vogliono morti, i nostri che ci vogliono a casa, il tempo che ci vuole da un'altra parte della storia. Siamo nati per questo Silenzio, siamo stati creati apposta per questo. 


Per sperare ...anche se questo significa ogni tanto prendere la trasmittente e provare a cercarti, nonostante il nulla dall'altra parte. Continuo a crederci, e se mi senti fallo anche tu!

Isola a Silenzio, ripeto Isola a Silenzio...dimmi che sei ancora them 'boy ... please ...

Sunday, October 31, 2010

Music Work Station Soft

Nel caso in cui...


















Hello
Pier,
do not worry, you're reading a letter written by you and addressed to you! I've seen in a movie, one that he lost his memory every day, and was forced to relive the next one as before, while the time anyway ran the front. Despite the camouflage with the other more 'witty found. E 'unlikely that you lose your memory, not impossible, but unlikely. Pero 'you never know, and then we might as well think of everything right? Maybe one day you will remember no more' so 'clearly this in mind, going in search of a taste that you know that you do not know but is the name. So here is explained by this letter, which read every day (and memory) will become 'a kind of prayer, good morning, but if something were to disrupt the normal flow of time, will be' your lifeline. Now that I think I do not know how to create the story, 'cause if it really served to remind you, you should skip those few pieces ... more melancholy, and enjoy together (Oh well 'you and me, then you're just!) vacuum so desired. Then I think, but if you do not remember everything and 'Saddest pretend to pull something? Doubtless, the e '.
So, let's start ... In the time of writing are a happy person, or perhaps you are someone who knows what' happiness', and who knows what you speak. You know your a little 'time ago (June 16th to be exact ... the years do not write it' cause if you remember and 'pathetic!), An afternoon in your room, and you just knew what desire was talking about. E 'come with you a bit part in a' strange to us, a wall of plywood filled with made-up stories, laughter ... and above all fears. Have you talked all night, pretending to look at her legs so as not to get in the face. Have you talked about his past and present, asking with his eyes not to use accents on the future that did not rhyme with you. You were ready to let her go, like any great thing that remains between your fingers by accident, that sooner or later you have to shake off. Instead you are and 'sticking to her, found that resin blonde every Monday, Tuesday and Sunday you can count on, watching with big eyes and a strange little creature walking at a brisk pace under the plastic covering of the courtyard. Among the embarrassment and anger to shout to stay for a while '. Have you wrapped him many years of ink, dreams, fantasies try and scenes at night, tickling and stroking, combing with his hands and uncomfortable awakenings.
Did the course of time but want to see you at your door with your hands in your pocket, happy to have you fooled with the shutters closed for more than two hours, while opening a butterfly silver and you're browsing the fifteen pages shorter and beautiful you have ever read. You cried, suddenly and without reason, more for the sake of protecting someone for pain, clutching a body which, while wet could not shake. I do not know how many people remained friends, maybe there will be 'someone ready to tell you how many days you've thrown away in the memory and in hope of an action. If I had not più la memoria, sappi che non c'e' mai stato un giorno inutile e sprecato, nonostante tutto... Si stava bene, tra mille propositi e finali alternativi, tra i passaggi obbligati nei luoghi noti e qualche scenetta leggermente cambiata nelle parole, nell'attesa di una festa particolarmente temuta. Ci sara' chi        si dimostrera' particolarmente felice di questa tua (ipotetica certo!) seconda vita, spingendoti a ringraziare qualcuno di importante...e alto. Ti starai chiedendo " ma se ho davvero conosciuto la felicita', come mai non ho fatto niente per trattenerla ?". Ecco, questa e' la parte che temevo, non so mai a quale versione credere. Vedi, devi sapere che ogni so things are good to someone else, as they are served to you. That is unlike the others leave a memory shorter, so that 'we are now trying to put others elsewhere. Go back to make that good thing would not be the same, have you tried to do the same thing twice? It 's like she would never write in pencil without the tip, you live and leave marks on the sheets of what' which 'was, and going to tread the boards only serves to lose carbon.
wish you do not know what to do, I tell you to change pencil, then raised his head and saw the sketches I've done with this, and smile. It came to my mind a thousand promises and trials of strength, Knight's kingdom without it 'lady ... In case you want to trust you, never lose hope, 'cause you have always done well so far ... or almost!


Oh one last thing, if I really lose my memory ... well '... will not tell you the name of your happiness' ... at least you'll have to find it everywhere.
remember learning to swim!


member Hello!

Thursday, October 28, 2010

Can You Use Any Polish With Konad?

Wikipedia









Fear (from the greek Pat-violence) is the warning of the danger of any situation, real or fantasy: I p. to swim, Mom p. that squalo! , Ho p. di non averla dimenticata .

1) Nel gergo giovanile paura è usata come esclamazione superlativa e di condivisione all’interno di un gruppo sociale: Hai visto il mio nuovo scooter? Da p.! , Quella tipa fa davvero p.! (nell’Italia meridionale viene spesso sostituito dal termine catena: E'  bello a c. ).

2) In filosofia paura è l’esternazione umana del senso di sopravvivenza. Si avverte paura quando si teme per la propria vita o per la propria condizione fisica corrente. Al contrario si affronta la paura quando si scoprono i veri limiti dell’agire umano.

3) In amore paura è il senso di inadeguatezza che circonda l’innamoramento stesso. Nella maggior parte dei casi lo sfogo naturale è un non-fare, un immobilismo sentimentale molto sofferto dall’amante e totalmente incomprensibile per l’amata.

Sinonimi : timore, terrore, fifa, fobia, matematica, panico, pavidità, sgomento, gloria, codardia .
Contrari : courage, steadfastness, courage , writing.


Literature
One of the most popular expressions of fear is represented in the work of Edmund Rostand's "Cyrano de Bergerac " (1897). It 's the story of the swordsman Cyrano nose, as skilled with the sword as clumsy with his mouth, but that of loving the beautiful Ross relies on his works and his feelings for Christian, a handsome fellow soldier. The obvious symbolism of writing: fear blocks the actions, forcing the Gascon to live in the shadows, never expose themselves in the hope that one day the Bella alone understands that 300 km that perhaps there is a nose is still waiting for his return.
Different representation in the ' Odyssey, "in which the story of brave Ulysses deliver a strong message to readers: the fear is never equal to the will. E 'in it to win countless misadventures and wandering astatine itacheo until his triumphant return home.


Cinematografia
Il personaggio di Rocky Balboa (Sylvester Stallone, 1976), un pugile di Philadelphia dalle origini italiane, utilizza la paura come strumento di crescita. Nel corso della pellicola sarà proprio il timore di perdere i frutti di una vita (l’amore, una reputazione, una possibilità) a far evolvere il sempliciotto “ Stallone italiano ”, rendendolo cauto e attento al futuro.
Di altro spessore il personaggio di Rocco in “ Tarzhard ” (Rocco Siffredi, 1998); memorable fear in Jane's eyes at the sight of both lianas.


Music
Countless performers who have chosen fear as a muse of their works. Among the major include:
  1. Do not be afraid (musical dedicated to the figure of Pope John Paul II)
  2. Fear (Ligabue, 2007)
  3. Do not Tell Mama (Gianni Morandi, 1963)
  4. La distanza di un amore (Alex Baroni, raccolta postuma 2007)
  5. E fuori è buio (Tiziano Ferro, 2007)  
Ultimamente paura è diventato sinonimo di Gigi d’Alessio (cantante neomelodico partenopeo).

Sunday, October 24, 2010

Men Brazilian Wax Positions

Improvvisando




















Race improvisation # 1
Theme: Meeting random
Number of Players: 2
Duration: 4 minutes



Oh excuse me .. hey! Hello! What are you doing here? I did not recognize! Even then ... that is why you are here 300 km from home eh! Provided that it is still your home! I should not have even come to shop here today! And 'that yesterday I had no time, between one thing and another, the gym, I cleaned the house ... um ... then I went to ask for swimming lessons ... It I told them I had already begun, but the' Instructor had a problem, the classes were formed, and still nothing ... will start soon! I already bought the costume and everything! I am determined and I do!
You look good, a bit 'thinner maybe ... eh ... that you are very good but perhaps a bit spoiled you' ... It excuse is that my mom's Talking Now! Nothing is very good and well ... I say the last time we heard ... that was last Christmas then ... No, no, that was to say do not call me ever! So, I was remembering, it was last Christmas! I also sang the songs to your phone! Mom what a shame! Oh well ... it's not that much really changed ... except the things I told you ... now I have replaced the NO with why not? as you told me you already ... the story of the pool for example. But I could make you a thousand examples ... only now ... it's a bit 'hard ... ah, the license for the bike I'm taking you know? That is, tomorrow I can go to driving school ... if not tomorrow week maximum. And who cares if I fall! Do you remember that before I was all scared by the idea? All right! Oh when you fall you up again eh! The fear of flying I almost passed it by a lot ... I try to book a flight to when I get home ... just give me that, unfortunately, the holidays always too late, and there is nothing, apart from the train . Ah but sooner or later I'll make it up with the times ... and then I do not stop anyone! Indeed it is much more comfortable ...
However, I am really pleased to have met you! Never comes into this store ... think a little bit sometimes the case! If I had not cleaned the house yesterday ... then again I do not know why I did yesterday, so today I must do it again! When I fixed things ... that once was worse eh, as you will remember! Now it is much better, are just softer, so it changed, sometimes even I do not recognize myself! Before if I went to the market on Saturday at nine, I could not delay! Always at nine, all Saturday! Not now, thought that two weeks ago I went to the south ... to say ... and I'm not even on Saturdays! So ... to say at times like a radical change ... really ... Actually you know what? I almost do not do more shopping! Do you remember what I was first sighted? No, not now ... but yes! I'm just ... I have no patience to stay here in the checkout line. That is the patience I have, but for other things, this time I can use to organize the next trip ... will choose where to end! And when!
Well ... then I salute you ... it was really good to see you. We could arrange something every now and then, when some steps from here, even with ... coso…cioè se hai un…uomo…se è sempre quello…o vabbè chi hai adesso insomma! Se lo vuoi portare mi fa piacere ecco!
Buona spesa!
Ciao!

Friday, October 22, 2010

How To Get Shiny Pokemon Heart Gold

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R Welcome Return under a desk,
tonight
after so
to speak with pieces of newspaper,
knows that in an afternoon in the evening,
and tell them to shut up and sit still,
to squeeze me in space,
glancing mature ink.

steps to aspects of meat and bone
knees I see as white and cold
end up in a pen tip
magic
and this extends
no magic formula
or dust silky
and happy thought.

front of a shadow on the contrary
that sheds light
and warms,
a grotto of wood and cardboard
to swear to Christmas

we still believe.

Sunday, October 17, 2010

What Does One Pierced Nipple Mean?

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Ciao,
e’ da un po’ che non ti scrivo. Tutto sommato sta andando bene, come gli altri si aspettano che vada, tu da una parte e io dall’altra, abbracciati a due tronchi diversi. Con i nostri fiori, gli insetti, i buchi nella corteccia. E quella maledetta resina che ha già immobilizzato le scene più cattive…un tuo sorriso ad occhi bassi ed una mano a sfiorare qualcosa di vivo, e un me completamente voltato dalla tua parte, con quell’espressione di chi è pronto a tornare alla posizione di partenza ad un minimo cenno. Così adesso, anche adesso, ci rincorriamo a modo nostro . Anche se per uno strano caso mi ritrovo stone without even have you looked into your eyes, and neighbors without you asked. So those who have come to save you? What about the master of hell, maybe I just wanted to take a walk, so, just to spend a Sunday evening? I did not think there was so much space in this wooden horse , I intended to stay crouched among many, and instead I lie along the length of the leg. And I think about that ... that huge garden maze built to isolate the Giant. Instead of closing it in a cage, is left to lose, or even free not to meet ever . Dreaming of the bird's feathered wings, and then discover that it is easy to integrate them with wax cooled too little against a any sun. It only takes one at random to get me back down, a pale, covered, a simple puff of light just mentioned, what is enough to sight the whale you were looking for, immense white curve that you want to disappear with a mere hook. Inadequate against even very small fairies and invisible happy thoughts. Force me to be a big man, a talking lion and trembling. A mill with three arms that does not do anything to win an old knight. A queen with a good dress funny only to shout "Off with her head . A platoon of a hundred men covered by the night, beaten by a bully and just out of his nose. And this oak. With a body so great as to accommodate dozens of people, stories, laughter, but so full of leaves from the cold only to come closer. One by one they go all away, but instead of stripping the pink and greet the return of the prince, the beast remains. And a skinny stem .

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Whether Jeevan Saral Better Than Ppf

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- Uè carissimo! Finalmente ci si vede! Chi non muore eh…come stai?
- Ciao caro! Tutto bene grazie, si tira avanti.
- Sempre elegantissimo come al solito…immancabile rosa rossa all’occhiello...e Belle come sta? E’ da un po’ che non la vedo
- Eh non è un bel periodo…stiamo divorziando
- No! Ma davvero? Oddio mi dispiace…
- Eh che vuoi fare…ognuno ha i suoi guai caro Eric
- Bè ma che peccato! Eravate proprio una bella coppia, lo dicevamo sempre con Ariel
- Eh ma tutto passa! Le cose non andavano più come prima. Anche se nessuno mi toglie dalla testa che il vero problema è mio suocero
- Mhm…carattere particolare quello!
- Eh sanno fare tutti i signori a casa degli altri! Ma io dico ci dimentichiamo che fino a ieri per andare avanti dovevi vendere quattro invenzioni inutili al mercato? E ora? Gli abbiamo allargato la stanza, ha voluto la cameriera personale, per di più la casa vecchia non la vuole fittare…
- Quando si mettono in mezzo i suoceri…
- Vabbè tu proprio non puoi dire niente! Tuo suocero è sempre al mare!
- No per carità devo dire che Tritone è molto educato in questo. Però che vuoi, è sempre il padre, non ha il telefono, quindi ogni tanto devo andare con Ariel in fondo al mar a trovarlo, la domenica a pranzo siamo da lui quasi sempre. Un po’ scomodo, anche perché non mangia pesce, ovviamente, e quindi la carne diventa sempre molla e bagnata. E a me fa schifo! Comunque non ci lamentiamo dai…
- Ma si! Tritone in fondo è una brava persona, poi sempre disponibile eh! Anche con me per esempio, quando cercavamo un lavoro per Belle, subito le ha trovato quel posto da direttrice the choir. Ok, then you put in the middle of his father and has not done anything
- Oh you want to do! Do you know who I met last night?
- Who?
- Gaston!
- No really? And how are you? E 'from a life that I do not see, in short, the accident here ...
- All right. Does the bouncer at ' Acunamatata, the local Timon, in the center. He closed the gym he had, too many costs explained to me, then I did not understand well ...
- Give me pleasure, we should organize something together. And Ariel instead?
- all right all right. The know true that she was being treated by the specialist ...
- Yes, yes, you had mentioned it to me. How to proceed?
- Mah! I can not tell if it is a hormonal disorder or genetic. The fact is that you are still unable to solve this problem of the smell of fish. She also suffers from poor ... let's see if anything changes with this other treatment ...
- You went to that Indian doctor I told you?
- It is, indeed thank you! I called him just a month ago, I said that I knew you, that we are both friends of the son, and he must say I was immediately made an appointment
- It 's a good person. John was lucky about suoceri! Certo anche lui è strano eh!
- Bè un bel po’ anche! Vabbè che quelli sono indiani, quindi hanno tutti un’altra cultura. Ti ricordi anche la figlia quando si è trasferita…sempre con questa peluria addosso, per niente curata. Ariel ogni tanto gliela buttava lì “ma Pocahontas perché non proviamo un taglio diverso?” ma lei niente!
- Eh si mi ricordo! C’era Aladdin che mi diceva sempre “oh, io questa la presento a Abù !”
- Ahahahah! Che scemo quell’altro!
- Mica tanto! Si è bello che sistemato! Ora fa il signore a casa di Jasmine . It was put into a company with which import and export of Persian carpets ...
- As time goes on eh?
- Yeah ...