- Complaints Office Christmas Elf are How may I help you?
  - Hello, I sent a letter to look for Christmas ..  
   -  The step comes the Office ..   
   - No wait! I wanted to know if ...  
   - Arrivals  Office Christmas Reindeer are   How may I help you?   
   - Good morning! I was talking with his colleague complaints ..  
   -  review him?   
   - NO! Wait! I sent a letter a bit 'of days ago ...  
   - Yes  gives me the code please D3?   
   - Code D3? I have no code D3!  
   - S  the look, and 'the code  "Desire" , a word that is repeated at least 3 times in the letter     
     - Ah...be'...non so provi con "storia"...   
     -   Storia? Un attimino..."Caro Babbo Natale..bla bla bla..tornare Hitler..bla bla..la storia si puo' ripetere..bla bla..con lui era tutta un'altra storia.." e' questa?     
     - No no!   
     -   "Caro Natale, bla bla...mia moglie mi tradisce..bla bla..sempre la stessa storia..bla bla..finire questa storia.."...questa?     
     - No guardi, non ci siamo! Provi con "amore"   
     -   "Caro Babbo Natale, bla bla...conoscere Edward di Twilight..bla bla...il mio amore..bla bla..lo amo da sempre..bla bla .. become a vampire "...   
   - No, not even that.  
   -  Can you tell me if it 'a letter cheerful, sad, or paranoia?   
   - Be '... and I would say that' some 'the story of our whole situation ... I would call it a trip down memory ... is that all those happy people ... and we say that' an attempt to bring the situation ..  
   -  Okay, I pass my colleague 's Paranoia   office, wait in line please ...   
   - Paranoia  Office Christmas are   in Emo How can I help?     
     - Salve..dicevo al suo collega della spedizioni...ho mandato una lettera per Natale..   
     -   Mi dice per cortesia il codice P3?     
     - P3? Cosa sarebbe scusi?   
     -   E' il   Pensiero   che ha fatto per almeno 3 volte al giorno. Mi dica il destinatario.     
     - Ah...guardi non credo di averlo pensato tutte queste volte al giorno a dire la verita'...pero' provi con "Wendy"   
     -   Un attimino..."Caro Natale, rieccomi a scriverti, etc etc..con la paura di sempre, etc etc..."     
     - Si si! E' questa!    
     -   Bene! L'ha pensata per   27 volte al giorno  ...     
     - Ah! Si...e' che continuano a chiedermelo..quindi...di conseguenza...   
     -   Dica pure.     
     - Ecco si! Niente...volevo sapere se ci sono novita'..   
     -   Per cosa scusi?     
     - No, cioe'..nel senso...quando si avvera ecco..        
     -   Ah...ehm..si guardi le passo un collega dell'  Ufficio Illusioni  , un attimo in linea..   
   - No, but wait! but because 'I can not speak with ..  
- Office Illusions are Eternal How may I help you?
 - Office Illusions are Eternal How may I help you?
  - Eternal Look! Hello! Keep passing gentlemen  
   -  Say what you need as well.   
   - I just wanted to know the status of my letter! I give the code D3?  
   -  No you do not need thanks.   
   - Want the P3?  
   -  No, no! I do not need! It 's the first letter I send?   
   - Be '... no ...  
   -  How many times?   
   - Mah .. more 'or less than two ...  
   -  Two?   
   - Anyways' four!  
   -   Four . What he wanted to know?   
   - Eh, like I said, I would like to know if there are news '... that' ... the desire is fulfilled or not?  
   -  Unfortunately we can not know. We have forwarded your request, we do not know if and when he goes' to a successful conclusion.   
   - No look, it's not 'possible! Not can 'do something? I know, I complain? Can I speak to the manager?  
   -  Sorry, you can not '. As per government rules we are responsible for proper forwarding of mail, not the desired outcome. There 's privacy policy and the free will  , we do not have the means to act on the will' of the recipient   
   - You agree I got it! But  and 'unacceptable ! I am a customer for years! Never a complaint, never a complaint! I think it's time to switch providers!  
   -  a moment to calm down! If you want to can 'choose other desires. We look  d ue months  luck, or four weeks of health ...   
   - I do not want anything! If you could not handle a letter four times ... what kind of company you serious?  
   -  I'm sorry, but we can not act on the will 'of another person ...   
- A friend of mine who regularly writes to the Epiphany, we can! Will want to 'say that the next time I choose them!
 - A friend of mine who regularly writes to the Epiphany, we can! Will want to 'say that the next time I choose them!
  -  And if we give a refund of all letters sent to six months? Watch your step, the Office Saving ...   
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